G’day from the mountain top

When last we spoke folks this gimp dyke with wheels under her ass was in the battle of the nuts neighbor!

Well it seems the neighbor so cute he has the same last name as his first name has fucked off to the east coast for mating season , yes even he can get laid.

Below is our water collection and a lavender hedge I’m stRting in memory of my late dad who loved a good hedge

Well the house construction is booming , Ellas business is growing in leaps and bounds and we’re spending ten days in LA and I’m going to Disney land!

Not bad for a Sheila from the bush eh? Below is our cabin and the stick framing for our new bedroom and bathroom anyway it’s ooroo from the mountain top it’s about to monsoon 

A neighbor in the bush is worth two in the hand? No wait is that a bird?

Well the saga of the neighbor from hell continues.

We are constantly clearing brush to make way for new construction and while doing so today at bushes close enough to see in our house we found cowboy boot prints as if someone squatted for a while ( when you squat the print of the pad of the foot is deeper)

So I tracked them and they led back to his boundary, now he’s a couple of inches taller than me and a shoe size or two and these prints were bigger than my foot and I don’t own cowboy boots.

The scary thing is while tracking we found other prints made in the last few weeks to the same spot less than thirty feet from our cabin the picture was taken by me from my front door showing how close he’s been watching.

Well neighbor we will catch you and we will treat you like every peeping tom trespassing perv should be treated.

Good fences make good neighbors unless your neighbor is mine!

Last story I told you about the neighbor I have who has, I think obvious mental problems.

Says you you say! Well what do you call a neighbor who every night of the week around 3am rides his quad up our road and positions the headlights on high beam so as to light up our cabin like daylight?

Or finds rocks the size of footballs and lays them all over the road past his house so you can’t safely pass?

Or daily wonders around the area naked and if he sees you screams at you?

Well he has picked on the wrong girls, I a child of the Aussie bush who has basically raised herself since 14 and a Russian Jewish New Yorker who is first generation from parents and grand parents who survived the holocaust!

He can swing all the pathetic dicks he wants light us up as much as he wants we’re here we’re queer and we’re damn well going nowhere, light us up we’ll put a mirror to blind the fucker lay rocks on the road we’ll play hopscotch scream at us we’ll record the profanity and North Korean style blast you back with it at  all hours of the day.

But my loony toons friend if this keeps up our fence will be electric our driveway spiked and as many dogs as we can feed will Rome my bushland you love to walk through and trespass in.

We came here for peace and to get along to make enemies of no one but I have survived almost six decades by never losing a single fight ever! Whether verbal or hand to hand and my friend if you are to attempt a battle of the wits I suggest you make sure your weapon is loaded mine always is.

If he like us wants merely peace and tranquility I suggest a new more sane game plan we’re always ready to meet in the middle but only once the insanity subsides.

Anyway the sun is shining it’s in the mid 80’s and a beautiful day and he’s only pulled one stunt so far so it’s a good day so until next he walks on the wild side or I share our progress it’s ooroo from the mountain top


g’day folks yes its been  while but Ella and I have been building our mountain paradise.

We moved off the grid 7,500 ft above sea level to escape the craziness of new York only to encounter the only neighbor we have on the mountain top as crazy as a loon , if he sees you driving he is always naked he will swing his genitals round and round screaming “THERE YOU LIKE EM” or the other day I was driving down the mountain to pick up some builders working on our property and he was stark naked holding “himself ” in the middle of the track.

And now after putting up with the Pete school of how to be scary as a neighbor for two months  he posted on a community Facebook that he has seen me out of my chair so I must be a fake!!!!

well Mr “Pete”,  to Qoute Dr James Manson fellow of the royal college of neurosurgeons London queens specialist(that’s to her majesty not to anyone on the 7 train line in NYC) and head of neurology Adelaide Children’s hospital Adelaide

“there are over 1,000 medical conditions that will eventually require almost full time use of a wheelchair and less than 50 of those mean the patient cannot actually stand and in some cases walk”

My need for a chair has been described as two reasons

1/ juvenile spinal cord injury that was never treated properly and healed incorrectly and later in life caused ireperable damage to the nerves to the spine causing total loss of feeling and use of my left leg from the waist down.

2/ the nerve damage is now impinging on my right side and the doctor has said I will eventually lose feeling there as well but for the moment if I need to stand for mere seconds or transfer from my chair I can put weight on my right foot and can take one or two steps if I have a crutch or walking frame or lean on my wheelchair

3/ the last affliction is something my surgeon called neuro-spasticity which means if I do take those one or two steps more than likely I will experience an event similar to a grand Mal seizure

So crazy Pete the neighbor from hell has been hiding in the bushes ,yes naked on our land spying on us and he saw me out of my chair on my front porch remember he was trespassing sans clothes on my land hiding in the bushes spying on us and he thinks he busted me? when what he saw was me standing while my chair was lifted over an obstacle as i used the wall for support all in all 30 seconds max while he was breaking no less than a half a dozen laws in a stand your ground open carry state where if his naked ass was shot no charges would have been laid.

Remember folks not all disabilities are visible, some are degenerative and not all people who need wheelchairs are unable with assistance either human or medical aid to get out of that chair.

We’re disabled not dead

So before you loudmouth the person who pulls into the disabled space and walks away or you spy like an asshole on your neighbor and think you’ve solved the fraud of the century check your motives because chances are they’re not the one doing wrong you are!

Two girls go bush

Hi guys sorry it’s been a while it’s been a rough year,

We’ll when last we chatted I was telling you about the incompetence of NYC doctors ! You can change NYC for any city in the world when it comes to the care and respect of the dis- and otherwise abled just ask my mate Paul Caune in Canada or anyone of a dozen mates around the USA or back home in Australia.

Well we stopped complaining and did something about it, I’m sure over the last three years my loyal readers you were starting to think my off the grid mountaintop piece of heaven in New Mexico was all in my imagination but I assure you it’s real.

As of two weeks ago this transposed transgender Aussie dyke with wheels under her ass and my loyal sidekick Zeus the wonder dog threw everything we own and she who must be obeyed in our little red truck( also our cb handle) and took the road trip of a life to our mountain top and here’ll we’ll stay.

From today on disabled access denied is being re dedicated to showing the day by day operation of our mountain top , how it was designed completely wheelchair accessible how I with wheels under my ass with a little help from my beloved raise vegetables and horses and animals all as pets in our piece of heaven.

If I can do it, realize my dreams that is you can to.

When did stupidity become the rule of law?


Recently I was in hospital for a 24-hour video EEG to get actual facts on my epilepsy so as to refine my treatment, every time a neurological resident would come in to do a set of observations they would check my reflexes and even though they had to walk around wheelchair and my file said “spinal cord injury” they kept asking me to raise my legs as high as I could????

Recently I was admitted for the day to hospital to have a cardiac stress test, now when you cannot stand or walk the stress test is achieved by injecting certain chemicals that race your heart from 58 beats per minute to 175per minute and keeping it at that rate for 15 minutes while conducting an EEG.

Now the very fact that the doctors were doing that stress test and not the normal one would tell them I was disabled, but a certain Chinese 3rd year resident who looked so young I thought they had remade Doogie howser kept telling me to “lift and rotate my legs” after the third time of telling her that couldn’t happen a 1st year nurse had to explain to a 3rd year neurological resident why not??????

Two days ago, I was sitting in my pickup truck waiting for Ella to get back from swapping our cell phones over to a new company, when an angry Asian driver pulled up window to window and threatened to “kill my faggot arse and fuck me up bad and stab my dog” if I didn’t give him my parking space. He then told me he would be back in ten minutes and I better be gone.

Ten minutes later he was banging on my roof telling me he warned me, suddenly I saw two police officers about to walk past so I summoned them over.

While we were talking they saw the wheelchair in my truck, they saw the service dog beside me and as they refused to do anything. In the end their excuse was “what if he claimed you chased him, running after him and it was self-defense”????????

How are we meant to take these people seriously as professionals in their fields when they obviously are stupid?  Two of these groups are in place to save our lives in our weakest moments and the third is there to stop the crime catch the bad guys and restore order .

If the third fails and the first and second are incompetent then we will meet the undertaker and if they fuck up well we’ll never know will we!

When did stupidity become the rule of law?

I just worked out what is wrong with America folks!


On January 20th, we swore in a president that has never served a day in his life, never held any kind of office? Now don’t jump down my throat that’s not what I’m talking about but to paraphrase frank’n’furter It’s part of the symptom!

America has forgotten what a legend is, they have forgotten what an icon is, they have forgotten the meaning of diva, the REAL meaning. They worship at false idols.

James cordon just introduced Bruno mars as a legend while sitting next to Neil diamond? Don’t get me wrong Bruno is amazing but Neil diamond is a legend, Elvis was a legend, Jim Morrison was a legend, ray Charles was a legend, James Taylor is a legend Bruno mars is simply a talented performer who’s on his way. He needs to come back in 50 years when he has toured the world, inspired generations and defined a genre then maybe he might be MAYBE a legend

Recently some rapper who grunt’s “um yeah um yeah” every second word was introduced as a diva and iconic? Patti LaBelle has earned iconic diva status, Aretha franklin has,Tina turner has,not some low to no talent bimbo whose claim to fame is twerking while balancing a beer can on her butt

As I type tonight the reports say willie nelson is close to death? Now There is an icon, a legend, a talent who has defined country music and inspired generations the problem is Wikipedia has over ruled real knowledge and life experience.

A president is normally not even asked to run until they’ve been a mayor,then a governor or a junior senator and even then, many serve their whole life and retire never having sat behind the desk in the oval office.

Topping the ratings for being arrogant doesn’t qualify you for the oval office, winning your time slot doesn’t replace service, or the bachelorette would be president!.

The Hollywood walk of fame is polluted,we have snoop Dogg next to mickey Rooney and Adam Levine near Marilyn Monroe and john Wayne. Now don’t get me wrong snoop is hilarious, he’s talented but he doesn’t deserve a star.

There are a mere handful alive today who deserve their spot, but it seems your manager can buy your star talent has long been removed from the equation.

There is the problem, the average performer today is so uneducated they think an equation is someone from Asia! and all they have to do is “throw shade” on YouTube or make a sex tape and their future is made.

Two guys performing now on the Grammys were introduced as legends I have shoes older than one and never heard of the other


If you’re under 60 you’re not a legend, if you can’t build a house with record sales, real records you know the ones with lyrics and a chorus and a bridge you’re not iconic or a diva. If you can’t describe how the government works and what “constitutional “actually means you have no right being in office.

So, if you really want to make America great again

1/ demand an IQ test and educational standard to run

2/set a minimum amount of years of required service in senate and congress before you can run

3/ Don’t make someone famous because they can rhyme bitch ho and slut in a rap

4/ stop paying people more to protect a football than you do to protect the nations freedom

Until we get back to an era when we celebrate knowledge and salute valor and recognize that the people dying in battle for freedom mean freedom for all, freedom to live, to love, to believe, to marry, to worship you are spitting on the very graves of those who laid down their lives for those freedoms.

If you want to be My commander in chief and send me and all who have served or are currently in harm’s way back into war, you should be exempt if you have ever ran and hid when it was your turn.

All of them are created equal,. all of them are endowed with inalienable rights, and your fright to free speech stops at the line where your speech silences mine.

Your right to live is guaranteed as is mine, irrelevant of how I was born, whether I’m disabled, gay, straight, lesbian, transgender, Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, black, white Asian or bi racial.

If the best solution you can come up with is to build a wall, then you’re the problem not the people on the other side.

If you think turning the planes back because the people on them say god in a different language is right then you don’t know god no matter what name you give him.

If you think  all terrorists have dark skin or speak Arabic, you have watched to many movies where the bad guys only wear black.

Timothy McVeigh was white Christian, and Kennedy was assassinated by a white man.

You see the mistake you make people is America never stopped being great,we the people did!

we lost our drive, we lost our understanding of the work it takes to be great and  that short cuts get you nothing more than short comings.

Greatness comes from sweat and toil,and the greatest weapon mankind has is a well-developed mind and as a famous man once said a mins is a terrible thing to waste.

So America collectively when you get up tomorrow the decision is yours,  you can develop your minds  or you can build a wall,

you can cure cancer or propagate racism and bigotry like the cancerous weed  it is!

The garden of greatness is yours to tend, or you can let it it whither or die but a reality show host who barely made it through college isn’t the second coming he’s the symptom to what is really wrong with world, We stopped aiming for the top and accepted second best in the stuff that really matters US