T’was the night before christmas

And all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse,
No wheelchairs were rolling not a frogs leg moving, too much eggnog and all were snoring,
When suddenly from the rooftop a noise could be heard wait was it him, could it be? Had he finally arrived?
Had he landed it smoothly had he survived? You think I mean Santa the fat guy in a suit? But no what wheelies dream of is wheelz fotheringham landing slammy right on their roof!
Like a rock star and a hero he landed a double, hand planted the gutter and rim rode the chimney straight down to the lounge room to his jack Daniels and burritos!
Anyone can ride a double wide with reindeer all night, but it takes wheelz to land a box chair and make it look easy
All over the world in one single night, giving passes to his show, t-shirts and swag even managing hot chairs from his bag
So goodnight to all and to all a shredding goodnight

Author: disabledaccessdenied

I am a disabled woman who through no fault of my own has wheels under my ass. I rely on the decency and common sense of local, state and federal goverments, as well as the retail community to abide by the disabled access laws and provide adequate ramps, disabled toilets, and not use them as store rooms or broom closets. This blog exists to find the offenders and out them, inform them, and report them if necessary and shame them into doing the right thing when all else fails.

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